Dear Socks Without Partners,
I know. I Know!
I used to feel like I'd be alone forever, too.
Hanging out and eating grilled cheese and chili by myself in old smoky diners, wandering around with no one to call...
Let me just say this: I'm now nearly 38, and I'm NEVER alone!
In other words, don't waste your time coming down on me, Socks.
Instead, celebrate your individuality! At this moment in time, there is no other sock like you!
And you're right. It's MY fault that there is no other sock like you.
Here. I promise to give each of you a partner before the end of the year.
Will that work for you?
Think of it this way: You will not be alone for the holidays.
In the meantime, get out there and go sock crazy!
And while you're at it, get ready to meet a new member of the swinging singles club.
(Before the end of the week he'll surely be catching all the field mice and bopping them on the head.)
I know. It's once again time to consider one of these.
Your desultory creator,
FP
Submitted by
kimblahg
at 4/1/2008 11:52:47 PM- there is a house out by me that has a leg lamp mailbox (okay, so leg mailbox). c'mon out to the chuck and i'll show it you- it'll be exciting.
*sighs* STR is so lovely. I was just on their website yesterday, pining away for some Lemongrass. It doesn't help that a couple of my friends are in the Rockin' Sock Club and the colorways are beautiful.