As you know, Giuseppe Zangara, because of the fire in my belly, I did NOT go to BlogHer. I was actually 42% fine with my decision until early last week when people began writing their “I’m packing for BlogHer!” posts. Then my 42% swooped down into the teens. I immediately called Jeff and told him that we need to go “camping.” (I added those quotation marks for you, Coffee Lady! My definition of camping really IS very loose. No television, people in the dining hall are wearing swimsuits, and I didn’t even pack eyeliner? Camping!) When I saw on the news that Trout Lodge’s adjoining camp had to evacuate because of an E. Coli scare, reducing the entire camp’s population by one half? Well, I turned that scar into a star! (I don’t handle crowds very well. You’re a pal, E. Coli!)
We arrived at Trout Lodge on Sunday afternoon, and immediately hit the ground running. When you check in, you’re handed a fairly hefty list of options and times so you can fill your schedule with as many (or as few) activities as you want. I’m still a bit amazed at all of the things we crammed into a 48 hour period of time.
On Monday morning, we went on a fishing trip with Robinson from Colombia. As he pulled the boat away from the dock, he talked a big talk about how we were going to catch a huge fish. We fished for an hour and caught nothing. As Robinson prepared to lift the anchor and take us back to the boat house, Meredith caught a fish. Robinson actually squealed and confessed that he has been taking families out on fishing trips all summer, and NO ONE has caught a fish. Meredith was a hero. (And, seriously. Wouldn’t it suck a bit to fly out to Missouri from South America and spend three months taking families on unsuccessful fishing trips? It almost smells like some sort of punishment! Anyway, because of Meredith, I’m almost positive that Robinson now whistles The Star Spangled Banner as he pulls the fishing boat away from the dock!)
On Monday afternoon, the girls rode ponies. This goes down as their favorite part of the trip. (It was super hot outside, yet all of the ranch employees were wearing Wranglers, long sleeved shirts, and hats. I was actually walking around in a bikini fashioned out of frozen bottles of Gatorade, and these guys were dressed for November. God Bless the Cowboys.)
On Monday night, the girls tie-dyed shirts. And everything about that was great, except for the family of seven that shared the activity with us. They spent nearly half of the evening speaking in fake British accents, and the other half was spent taking cheap shots at the presidential candidate for whom they clearly did not vote. Later in the evening, I noticed that instead of leaving their shirts wrapped in plastic (as we were instructed) to allow the dye to set, the Annoyingtons hung their unwrapped shirts out on their balcony. Confession: When I saw this, I secretly hoped their shirts would lose more than a bit of vibrance. I know. I’m the devil.
On Tuesday morning, we fed gigantic fish. And many of the fish had huge goiteresque humps growing out of their sides. We determined that the goiter fish were the pregnant ladies, and we soon found ourselves aiming the food at them. Can you help me out, fish people? When carp get pregnant do they sort of look like they’ve swallowed a human skull? (Actually, I sort of like the skull theory. It’s possible that I don’t really want to know the truth.)
We also went on a hay ride, the girls swam (several times) in the lake, we walked (and walked some more), we saw a pretty crappy puppet show, we ate ice cream (and biscuits and gravy!), we made body spray (?!?!), and best of all, the girls had crazy giddy fun and no one suffered symptoms of E. Coli. (The entire photo set may be viewed here.)
30 thoughts on “We saw the writing on the wall as we felt this magical fantasy.”
hahaha awesome. no one puts fluid pudding in a corner!
Looks like a grand ole time had by the Puddings. Much better than having BlogHer swag wars. Your own tie-dyed shirts AND campmade body spray…score.
You are the funny.
What are people who hate Obama doing tye-dying t-shirts? Don’t they know tye-dye is for hippies and Dead fans?
I, for, one, wished you had been at BlogHer.
Didn’t you just want to Stay (a little bit longer) in the Still of the Night? Did Robinson have Hungry Eyes? Did he think you were like the wind?
I’ve never been to Trout Lodge..but I’m glad it was just like Kellerman’s..
Your definition of camping is my definition of camping!
(Please come to Blogher next year. It’s right here in my back yard. Come play in the back yard, please!)
Oh, golly. I love it. :) Looks like it was a great little trip with the requisite clandestine dancing duos. Awesome. :)
thanks – now that song will be running in my head the rest of the day…
and I owe it all to you-oooo
(really – glad you had a great trip! looks like fun!)
Damn! My clever retort STOLEN in the very first comment! :)
Beautiful pictures! BTW-I totally skip down and read the last paragraph first. It’s always the best. : o)
This has got to be one of my favorite entries of yours ever.
a republican tie-dye family, dirty dancing, and cowboys all make for a great post. but my favorite bit is the levitating fish photo.
Since your definition of camping and my dh’s are similar, maybe I can get him to go there. Also, since I got engaged at the real Kellerman’s, but live here now, it’ll have to do.
I believe you have just located my vacation for next summer! I’m going to be mad when Robinson won’t dance with me though.
This is truly the way camping was meant to be! I love that there was a tie-dye activity. Hooray!
I want to see how he lifted you up out of the water and then tossed you up…I mean, isn’t the movie about his bulging biceps?
Did Robinson happen to look a lot like Patrick Swayze? Or would that be too big of a coincidence?
I love this.
I’m going to start calling you ‘Baby’. Also, did everyone take part in creating the popular Axe brand body spray that all the young women of America seem to adore? Because I’ve always wondered how such a potent love stink could be put together and if I found out that it’s created by campers in Missouri, that would pretty much make my day.
And I’ll just throw out there that I work with e. coli pretty regularly and I’m of the opinion that they just have poor marketing. Lovely bugs, e. coli. So misunderstood.
Those…..are beautiful pictures!!
That sounds like almost as much fun as BlogHer. I’m sorry you didn’t get to go, though.
Okay, three questions:
What flavour was the gatorade bikini?
What flavour was the ice cream & gravy?
What flavour was the body spray?
You are a goddess. No question.
do you love me…?
I’m glad you had fun. I hate to say it (no I don’t) but I missed you.
Wow – I am not sure how you fit all that in! I adore tie-dying.
Have you seen the how I met your mother episode where Barney tries to convince the gang that he lost his virginity at a camp in upstate new york while he was a dance instructor?
No one puts “Pudding” in the corner!
I would have TOTALLY believed your story if you had said that you carried a watermelon to a private dance party at night.
I love tie-dying …we have a blast doing that.
Thanks for sharing your pics!
No, I take it back, you are a hardcore camper.
Cos I was tent camping this weekend and I wouldn’t even have considered going without my eyeliner.
birdie totally stole my comment. but she’s the first one, so it’s cool. they annoyingtons. they usually camp with us. they bring a harmonica. aren’t they loads of summer fun?
Looks like you had the time of your life…
God you make me laugh.
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