Did you hear the rumbling noise yesterday morning at approximately 11:30 CST? That, my friend, was me becoming a soccer mom. I’m not quite sure what the new job entails, other than hauling the kids around three or four times each week for practices and games.
Also, I believe it means I need more skirts. Here is my most recent fabric choice:
In my breezy world, everyone needs a skirt with spooky trees. And the apples make it the perfect skirt for meeting the teacher on Wednesday evening, don’t you think? (School starts on Thursday. School starts on Thursday! And suddenly, it’s almost Christmas.)
This morning on the way to get flu shots, we passed by a pizza dump.
Me: Wait! Roll down your windows. Do you smell the pizza crust baking?!
Meredith: That’s not pizza. That’s my burning flesh.
Five minutes later, she asked if I have ever been arrested. When I told her I have not, she made it clear that she did not believe me.