There’s a reason I’m posting twice in one day.
I’m pregnant. (I’m not really pregnant.)
Actually, it’s BETTER than that: I’m giving away a $200 gift card to Best Buy.
(I know. That’s not REALLY better than being pregnant, is it? Actually, it all sort of depends on what side of the fence you’re leaning on!)
((I sort of liked Ishtar.))
Repeating: I am NOT pregnant. But I AM making out with my dishwasher and wanting to give you a $200 Best Buy gift card.