This is the avocado sandwich I made for Jeff this evening.
This is the festive holiday cardigan I tried on at the mall a few hours ago.
(The scarf is the result of CGI. I wouldn’t wear the cardigan without a scarf.) Anyway, I sent a photo of the sweater to Jeff with a note that said, “Honesty. Is this tacky?”
Jeff: There’s a lot going on.
Me: Are you talking about the dancing girls and the dog and the piano?
Jeff: There are dogs in there?
Me: There’s a dog sitting on the piano.