I’ve never had a leather couch. I’ve never had a reclining couch. I’ve never had a couch that held a special compartment for drinks and things.
Me: That box thing will be perfect for my knitting projects!
Meredith: I think it’s made for remote controls, but if you want to be all “Me First!” about it, I guess you can shove your knitting in there.
(Meredith’s sense of humor is often exactly what I need. Here is another example, because I know you’re craving one.)
Me: Did you see that? She called out for the raspberry shaved ice twice and when no one responded, she pitched it!
Meredith: Well, you know they’re not going to put up with any BS at a place called Bahama Buck’s.