I fell face first into the bushes while trying to adjust the outdoor lighting.
But also? I went to a party that didn’t end until a woman was tied up and blindfolded! (She volunteered.)
I migrained the past three days away and was unable to attend a concert with my sister—a concert I’ve been looking forward to for months.
But also? This evening I went to a guided meditation session with a new friend and it was exactly what I wanted and needed.
I discovered that my new favorite comfort food is lentils with pickles and crackers.
But also? I discovered that my new favorite comfort food is lentils with pickles and crackers!
The past week has been a bit of a jerk. This week will be better because it will include a waffle and a haircut.
I will never sing like Patti Lupone. I will never sing like Lil Uzi Vert. I will never be an Olympian. (Have I ever told you about the time I competed in the Beer Olympics? My event involved lapping beer from a frisbee like a dog. I did not earn medals or respect that night.)
I’ve been writing a short story about a girl who may have had a little too much gin while hanging out in a stable on Christmas night. (It is not autobiographical.)
6 thoughts on “Woe is me! But also? Whoa is me!”
I really can’t decide what intrigues me most about this post; it’s a toss-up between the paws-up dog, and the mysterious pickle & lentil dish. But I sure am sorry you’re still being plagued by those darn migraines!!
I am trying to imagine the lentil/pickle/cracker combo. I think I need to know if the pickle are sweet or dill.
Dill or sweet? What kind of crackers?
Maybe there is something helpful for you here. Best wishes,
Is that dog in rigor mortis?
PS – I read this post after commenting on the other pickles + lentils post. (still not sold…). Sorry abt the migraines, yuck. I had a neuro appt this week and got some new and interesting suggestions… we’ll see. Hoping your head has cleared. xoxo
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