Harper approached me last night with a very serious look on her face.
Harper: Mom, if Justin Bieber marries Selena Gomez, will I still have dreams about him?
Me: Well, first of all, I doubt that Bieber and Selena Gomez get married. BUT, to answer your question, yes! You can still have dreams about him. I mean, I guess you can still dream about him.
Harper: It’s just that *I* want to marry him.
Me: I know. BUT, you’re five. You have a lot of living to do before it’s time to get married.
Harper: Actually, I can get married when I’m eighteen, but I might want to be a rock star first.
Me: Yes. I would love for you to be a rock star first. OR, maybe you can go to college!
Harper: It’s just that Bieber has such a cute little nose.
Oh, Harper. I get it. When I was a kid, Andy Gibb had a cute little nose. And then Les McKeown had a cute little nose. And how many photos of myself did I tape over Nancy McKeon’s face just so I could get next to Michael J. Fox’s cute little nose?
This one’s for you, Harper. Admittedly, it’s Creepiness Deluxe. BUT, I think you’ll like it. Suddenly, your big face is covering Selena’s—right next to Bieber’s cute little nose.
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Bieber gives me the creeps. Cute nose or no.
May Harper be a kick-ass rock star who can do better.
I love it!!
I thought Kevin Bacon (Footloose???? no??) had a cute little nose.
YUCK. What was I thinking…
I love the picture too. When she becomes a rockstar I am so going to see her.
I also had a crush on Michael J. Fox. I waited in line at Worlds’s of Fun with my friend Heather so we could see him talk. I’ll bet if I looked really hard I could still find the picture I got that day.
Behold your mad Photoshop skillz! Personally, I thought Christian Slater and Johnny Depp had really cute noses. I still have a thing for Johnny Depp’s schnozz.
Oh Andy Gibb! I had such a crush on him!!
That picture is priceless! It would likely cause my niece to go into convulsions because it’s not *her* face photoshopped next to Bieber’s.
Haha~ this is funny!!
You did a terrific job with that photo! Hope she loves it.
Davy Jones had a cute nose in my day. And many of my school chums had a thing for Donny Osmond’s nose later on.
I feel bad for anyone who had a crush on Michael Jackson’s nose, since it changed so much.
1. Harper is *way* cuter than Selena, so maybe Justin will wait for her…
2. My favorite nose was (is) Jake Gyllenhaal
…aside from my hubby’s, of course…
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isn’t selena gomez about twice justin’s age?
He’s not worthy.
well I have a thing about noses and here are MY favorites:
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