Jeff has a work phone. And it’s not just a work phone, it’s a jazzed up crazy iPhone with a bunch of doodads and geegaws.
One of his recent doodad/geegaw acquisitions is titled Price Check by Amazon. With this particular app, you can say a product name into the phone, and it will do an Amazon price check for you. He was showing it to me this afternoon, and it was really pretty amazing. Until it wasn’t.
Jeff: Watch this. RITZ CRACKERS.
Phone Display: Ritz Crackers. Pack of twelve 4 oz. convenience pack? $16.98.
Me: AUGH! That’s nuts! Try one of my knitting books!
Jeff: Which one?
Me: This one!
Jeff: KNITTED LACE OF ESTONIA!
Phone Display: I have no results for Naked Ladies with Dystonia.
Me: Wow. That was a close one. Here. Try this cookbook.
Jeff: MAKE IT FAST, COOK IT SLOW!
Phone Display: I have no results for Naked Brats Cook it Slow.
Me: You’re going to be fired on Monday.
The Pudding Family would like to wish you a Happy New Year!
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I laughed so hard I snorted!
I guffawed at your husband’s geegaw.
You know, I bet those books would sell pretty well.
Happy New Year to all the Puddings!
Naked Ladies with Dystonia – there’s medication for that! Happiest of New Years, Puddings!
Snort. I’m just naking it one day at a time….Happy New Year.
Hilarious! Best way to start a new year is laughing unexpectedly. Voice recognition in general makes me guffaw. Happy new year.
Happy new ‘ear’!!
Pappy naked you near to you too.
OMG, I went to Amazon and the Ritz crackers are now $19.37!! Seriously over priced nakedness.
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